Everyone knows death and taxes
I have three more:
* Picking my clothes for work based on what tights are cleanest.
* Only leaving for work after speaking out loud some variation of "Alexis, you have to leave now. Just leave now."
* Spilling coffee somewhere, usually on myself, every single day.
Stayed up late last night contemplating my last post and how cool it is that I can't slut effectively any more. I'm all grown up and covered in coffee.
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