that, evolutionarily speaking, human beings in the United States in 2015 are essentially bugs is that we collectively accept a business day that begins at approximately 9am. IT BOGGLES THE MIND.
There is no necessity at all to wake up at a time like 6:30 or 7:00 am and "get ready"(at best brush your teeth and remember your building ID) for a day at a desk writing email.
I find it terribly depressing.
I would like to run for president on a platform that no calamity and only benefit could come from making traditional workdays begin at 11am or later.
You could finish your dream that you are cuddling a dog or at the funeral of a virgin whose father is acting inappropriate. Why is this funeral happening in 3 segments, lastly with the family and people from her Junior High Honors English class? - maybe you'd find out.
You could make coffee and eat 2 eggos, one with honey, one with regular syrup. If you have a family, you could eat together. If you're a writer, you could write down your dream.
If you are an Emergency Doctor, well okay- your hours can't conform to this.
And people who are obsessed with money, and destroying the world with your greed, okay, every single hour should be spent in pursuit of that, and the early bird catches the worm.
But I would like to re-direct the small amount of energy I have to fighting for a standard workday that begins at 11am.
I won't win my presidential bid based on this single issue. But what fun to vet me!
Did you sleep with a man named Hans in 2007?
Yes. First I asked if he had any cocaine. I won his attraction calling him "My little Hansel". It was my birthday. And I repeat, if the workday began at 11am, you would have time to journal and eat Leggos with honey.
